I don't get it, Heicachi...

You're supposed to be dead.

I mean, I saw it. We all saw it. Hundreds of thousands of raving Tekken fans and Namcoholics alike witnessed it happen. Even Raven watched it happen, and the bugger made it a POINT to say "Heiachi Mishima is dead".

Dead.

Dead as in "cold turkey sandwich".

So, WHY, and I really do stress the "why", are you STILL IN THE SERIES?!?! Just admit death, and get on with it. Jun, Doctor B, and Gon did it, why can't you?

But....I suppose there's some people out there who still love ya, Heiachi.
Not me, though...

It all started last week...
I was playing Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection, and I'm playing as Christie Monteiro. Now, I don't really care for Christie all that much, but she's got some fun moves, fluid combos, and I can play really well as her. Anyway, I'm flying through stages, beating down opponent after opponent, until I stop dead at Heiachi Mishima. He gets two PERFECTS on me, in record breaking round time.

No big adventurous story here, I just lost, got a bit mad that the A.I. had to cheat like that. My point is, if Heiachi would have died, like he was supposed to in the intro to T5, none of this would have happened.

The End

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It sucks, not much else to say about it.

Unless you're a braindead idiot who lives under the Manhattan bridge, you'd know that November 17th is the day the Playstation 3 launches and is sold worldwide. Perhaps you pre-ordered it, which will be available for pickup the night before launch, or maybe you don't even really care.

In any case, there's always fanatics. Out in the lines, to catch the new system, before the units sell out like freshly made sushi rolls at an anime/comic convention. The hefty pricetag of $600 for the high-end version scares some of the kids across internet land. Get a job. Quit buggin' mommy and daddy. They have a frickin' mortgage to take care of! The big piss off here is Ebay junkies, trying to make a dime from the videogame junkies. Can't we junkies just get along?

While we're on the topic of drugs, it's safe to say that ANY next-generation console game title will be above today's standard game price. I mean, sure, you COULD buy a lot of drugs instead of Metal Gear Solid 4, but how are you going to let yourself be told the ending from some friend who beat it before you? He'll just tell you Snake gets killed by a "giant enemy crab". Don't read into too much critique out there, I highly doubt these games will be $110 when next-generation games finally become announced. It's ridiculous!

The great thing about launch day, is the fact that Sony is also launching PS3 online, which will feature voice/video chat, text/voice messaging, online game stores, online games all of which is a free service. So maybe....just maybe, I'll be seeing some of you in November


Now....where's that coin bank....

Stickman.

Yes.

Stickman.


Ever since cavemen could muster up the wit to draw images on the rocky surface of a cavern wall, the stickman was ever-present. It is unknown if the stickman was created before the box animals with sticks for legs, but one would assume if man were to draw the first thing thought to mind...selfishly, it would be himself.

The stickman is still present to this day. He's the simplicity that we, as artists fall back on. People who don't even draw, attempt to draw ol' sticky. I bet there isn't a soul on this planet whom HASN'T drawn a stickman, that is, unless they perhaps passed away as a baby.

The stickman will be around forever. Him, and his six fingers on each hand.